HEROINE OF THE YEAR: BETANCOURT

Oh, she’s my fave person of the year at the moment! Actually make the past two years! Makes my heart a flutter and helps you believe!

Merde! Zut Alors! Sarkozy! Vous etes un petit idiot! Mr Bling Bling!

Sarkozy leaves me speechless. Whenever I try to dissect why when has played things out the way that he has-I am left stumped and even more baffled!?

This ‘self destructive borderline insanely egotistical with a healthy dollop of presumptuousness gently wrapped around with shortsightedness’, has been what politically and cultural history is made of. So understandably, you’d think people would bloody learn?

But non!

1968! 1968! 1968! 1968!!

Okay. Let me get my idealistic head out of the clouds. I’ll be honest-I won’t comment much on this cause it makes my heart flutter too much and I start to wish & imagine that I hang out with Guy Debord sipping cheap red wine by the Seine.

I can’t be objective-AT ALL.

“She’s the kind of girl who likes to create a disturbance.”

Sarah Doukas, owner of Storm Models, speaking about Carla Bruni-now lovely wife of the president of France.

Oh la la indeed!

Oh Sarkozy!! What were you thinking?? Ah…with your brain…non?