GOSSIP!!: DID MADONNA FUCK THE GROIN OUT OF A-ROD????

8 07 2008

Oh my god! Times like this I LOVE Fox News! They are just as suspicious and cynical as me!

LOVE IT!

“In the meantime, we can only wonder: was A-Rod’s injury somehow related to his friendship with Madonna? Was it really cool to stay out late and attend the singer’s very short show at Roseland one day after going on the disabled list? And if he was so disabled, wouldn’t he have wanted to see his 10-day-old daughter rather than jockey with fans to see Madonna promote her new album?”

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POLITICAL WOES: MCCAIN EJECTS AN OLD LADY FROM OUTSIDE TOWN HALL CONFERENCE!!!

8 07 2008

Oh McCain baby, how can you be frightened of an old woman? But you’re such a niiiiii-ce guy no?

This woman is a legend. She held up a McCain = Bush sign and was told to leave the outside of the town hall were McCain was talking. She looks barely a day over 100. Come on you Republicans. You bitch and whine, thinking your all so tough and shit cause you can say nigger and Jew in the same paragraph. But I’ll be damned when the tables are turned in the utmost civil manner-you cry like a petulant bunch of babies you really are

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CORRUPT WHITE MEN: SIMON MANN IS JAILED 4 34 YEARZ!!

7 07 2008

“Eton-educated Mann confessed to taking part in the botched coup attempt but claimed that the London-based Lebanese tycoon, Eli Calil, had planned the operation to secure a share of the country’s vast oil wealth.”

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MADONNA: NATURAL BORN BITCH

7 07 2008

So the so called kind woman who allegedly has changed and now believes in saving Malawian orphans, got bored of her charade and decided to fuck up someone elses marriage?

Not very pro-woman eh Madonna? Also, hasn’t she just had a kid that’s 3 month old?

BI-ATCH! OUCH!

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IN DA SUNDAY TABLOIDS: SIENNA & THE ‘MULTI-MILIIONAIRE’ DUDE

6 07 2008

Err what is wrong with the British tabloids???? Balthazar Getty is NOT a ‘multi-millionaire’!? Hands up if we all new Getty from back in the days….?

I did! And I remember lots! Is he back on the drugs? Why else would he be messing around with Sienna?? AND Matthew Rhys is NOT her ex.

He is GAY.

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MEDIA BITES: DON’T FUCK WITH BILLIONAIRE RON BURKLE DUDE.

26 06 2008

Oh people it looks like the nosey and pedantic detectives over @ Gawker are playing with the rumour that our sweet little friend Burkle, best buddy of our fave ex politician Bill Clinton, set up Rafaello Follieri; famed ex of suspect actress Anne Hathaway and infamous fraud-star of the NY elite!

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FUCK ZIMBABWE: Morgan Tsvangirai QUITS!!

22 06 2008

Shit.

“At a news conference, Tsvangirai, who leads the opposition Movement for Democratic Change, said he was unwilling to ask the party’s supporters to go the polls on Friday “when that vote will cost them their lives.”

Tsvangirai’s decision came on a day when governing party youth militia armed with iron bars, sticks and other weapons beat his supporters as they sought to attend a rally for him in the capital, Harare.

It was the latest incident in a tumultuous campaign season in which Tsvangirai has been repeatedly detained, his party’s chief strategist has been jailed on treason charges that most analysts say are trumped up, and rampant state-sponsored violence has killed at least 86 people and left thousands injured, according to tallies by doctors treating the victims.Fuck.”

He did try.

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