GO! If only for your concious!!

22 04 2009

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NEWS FLASH: MUGABE SEEKS UNION WITH OPPOSITION!!!

8 07 2008

Are we supposed to be impressed?

Ok.

Lets see.

You starve the blacks in your country for a good decade. You kill them if they step out of line.

You kick out all the white farmers from their homes. You hurt them if they step out of line.

You disregard any advice from the UN.

You disregard any advice from the UN.

More people have died. Been humiliated.

Enough is Enough and the world is angry.

But still nothing.

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CORRUPT WHITE MEN: SIMON MANN IS JAILED 4 34 YEARZ!!

7 07 2008

“Eton-educated Mann confessed to taking part in the botched coup attempt but claimed that the London-based Lebanese tycoon, Eli Calil, had planned the operation to secure a share of the country’s vast oil wealth.”

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GOSSIP DEAL BOOK DEAL: Que Pasa con Weinstein bros?

4 07 2008

This should be good, IF and a big fat IF it ever comes out! A book about the weird and corrupt Weinstein brothers!!

Juicy!

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THEY SAY: KYLIE GETS OBE!!! I SAY: DURRRRH!

4 07 2008

If choice be, I could write a few more depressing news bits this shiney sunney whiney morning in Britain this Friday but I daren’t be so cruel me laddies!

Crappy Wacky Shitey No Singer but Hot Pants Kylie Minogue has got an OBE! For services to Britain! Hurahh!! Hurrah Kylie! Don’t let it be known that you’ve NOT written any of your shit songs OR produced them OR had a stylist/cheogrpaher/image changer ALL the time! I want to be famous and my egotistical and ruthless self will do ANYTHING to get your attention!

Now give me my well deserved OBE! Fuck that Nurse who does a 20 hours shift down at the dawdy hospital in Bethnal Green!

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TWINS: DOES MUGABE REMIND YOU OF HITLER IN HIS LAST DAYS?

26 06 2008

He added: “I know some people are gearing themselves for an attack on Zimbabwe. I want to see any country which will raise its finger in the AU, our elections have been free.”

Sky News Africa correspondent Emma Hurd described his comments as “the rhetoric of a crazed dictator posing as a democrat”.

She added: “He’s hugely isolated – the whole of this continent appears to be turning against him.”

God…this is getting scary. Like really scary. I’m just glad he has no nuclear weapons-though the Chinese were sending arms to him…

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MEDIA BITES: DON’T FUCK WITH BILLIONAIRE RON BURKLE DUDE.

26 06 2008

Oh people it looks like the nosey and pedantic detectives over @ Gawker are playing with the rumour that our sweet little friend Burkle, best buddy of our fave ex politician Bill Clinton, set up Rafaello Follieri; famed ex of suspect actress Anne Hathaway and infamous fraud-star of the NY elite!

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