CELEBS = ODIOUS: LILLY ALLEN BACK WITH BOYF & DREW BARRYMORE SPILTS WITH BOYF!!!

8 07 2008

They suffer from severe narcissism. They tend to be more boring then interesting. They are desperate for attention at all costs and they like to live their lives under the microcosm of the media lens.

Yes kids, were talking about ‘C E L E B R I T I E S’.

But alas, like us, they also fall in love too. Swoon.

And they fall out of love too. Say it ain’t so offi-cah!

DrewBarrymorehasbrokenupwithJustinLongandLilyAllenisbackwithEdSimonsfrom……

…………….theChemicalBrothers.

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BRATZ: LILY ALLEN @ O2 HOTT or NOTT???

4 07 2008

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………….

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GULP: I AGREE WITH LILY ALLEN!!!!!!

24 06 2008

She’s written a song about her hate for the BNP-to those not from the UK, they are a racist party and although I’ve not listened to it, I’m proud. I know! I bet you never thought you’d read a piece on this site with me being nice to the Allen, right?!

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WTF is LILY ALLEN, erm, LOOKING LIKE???

20 06 2008

In all fairness-there’s nothing crazy, it’s just her, the whole package….she looks like cack, like her music and herself.

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LOATHSOME EVENT OF THE CENTURY: THE GLAMOUR AWARDS

4 06 2008

Sigh. What fucking loozers, huh? It’s so embarrassing when they pay b-list Hollywood stars to turn up and award them with a weird and random prize! Was Glamour always this bad, didn’t it used to okay in the 90’s? Was I imagining this?

God and for the really funny and CRAZY bit, check out the list of ‘winners’. Kate Moss won, wait for it best ‘Entrepreneur’?! Gulp. Do they even know what the meaning of the word is? Are you with me on this one? Should will blow up the Glamour building with all its stuff to smithereens? Yeah?! Yeah!!
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DESPERATELY SEEKING ATTENTION: LILY ALLEN

4 06 2008

I guess we firstly need to thank Miss Allen for giving us a few days break after her most grosstest and pathetic display @ Cannes but I never tire of being exhausted of the predictable and boring mite. She should thank her lucky stars that we have no real stars in Blighty, eh?

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BRATZ: Lily Allen back with ex-boyfriend????

22 05 2008

Do you think he saw her topless pictures and changed his mind?

‘Oh, shit, look at what I’m missing?’

    Lily, Lily, lily</ol
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