SCANDAL: BLACK MAN FALSELY ARRESTED. ENGLAND UNDER ATTACK!!!

9 07 2008

Heh, This Daily Hate Mail article is brill. If only because of the replies!

I HEART EN-GER-LAND.

I HEART MIDDLE EN-GER-LAND.

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MEDIA BITES: Why the HELL is the media leaving John McCain ALONE?!!

9 06 2008

Not only should the possibility of an Iraq voting 90 year old Bush puppet put ANY self respecting right-winger off; it seems to be his saving grace! Why is NO ONE looking at McCain!

Well, I am. Sorta. When I can be arsed to post.

“But there is another Mrs McCain who casts a ghostly shadow over the Senator’s presidential campaign. She is seldom seen and rarely written about, despite being mother to McCain’s three eldest children.

And yet, had events turned out differently, it would be she, rather than Cindy, who would be vying to be First Lady. She is McCain’s first wife, Carol, who was a famous beauty and a successful swimwear model when they married in 1965.”
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MEDIA BITES: PRINCESS BEATRICE ‘FAKES’ JOB @ SELFRIDGES..

4 06 2008

I don’t even know why I’m bothering with this bit of ‘NO FUCKING NEWS’ but I’m just pissed @ The Mail. Why is it a fucking shock to know that this was just another royal publicity stunt??! Of course she’s not really working the fucking floor in Selfridges!? But what I find even more bewildering is that they think that people actually CARE!! This brat keeps on getting all this security which is coming out of our FUCKING pockets when she ain’t SHIT!? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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GOD SAVE THE FUCKING QUEEN: THE DAILY MAIL ‘COMMENTERS’!!

4 05 2008

WOOT!

“”I am just totally fed up with this artificial distinction…this sort of Arian controversy about the old Boris and the new,” he said. “There is no distinction.” His “Arian” remark apparently referred to an obscure theological dispute in the early church. Mr Johnson, sounding more and more like the “old Boris”, then accused the media of being full of “pent-up rage” over his professional behaviour.””
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MEDIA BITES: Why do delegates keep on defecting to Obama-if he CAN’T win?

2 05 2008

Do these allegedly intelligent men not know that the US is racist? People are racist? Is this some sort of Kamikaze Democratic plan? Lets lose spectacularly? Well, The Daily Mail readers seem to think so…

Joe Andrew, the former Democratic chairman, who has defected called for the fellow superdelegates to follow his lead, warning that: “The tone and the temperature of the race is now hurting us.””

Er, YEP.

Hilary Clinton is so frigging loathsome isn’t she?
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The Mail investigate! What are the princes up to with a stripper?? I BEG your pardon, shire?

20 04 2008

“It is this traditional discretion that has attracted previous generations of Royals, not to mention smugglers, forgers, drugs dealers and the like, and was doubtless responsible for the boys’ choice of Cowes as a town where the stags could rut to their hearts content.”

    Gigil from Daily Mail

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The Daily Mail wins fight to make large boned girl feel like shit…

5 04 2008

The wonderful and beautiful Daily Mail, has finally won it’s ongoing fight to make “curvy chloe”, cover up her appalling figure.
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