MEDIA BITES: EXCLUSIVE BORIS JOHNSON interview!! NEW London Mayor!!

6 05 2008

Boris Yeltsin, I mean Johnson in his glory!
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GOD SAVE THE FUCKING QUEEN: THE DAILY MAIL ‘COMMENTERS’!!

4 05 2008

WOOT!

“”I am just totally fed up with this artificial distinction…this sort of Arian controversy about the old Boris and the new,” he said. “There is no distinction.” His “Arian” remark apparently referred to an obscure theological dispute in the early church. Mr Johnson, sounding more and more like the “old Boris”, then accused the media of being full of “pent-up rage” over his professional behaviour.””
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MODERN BRITAIN: The poor get STUIPIDER, The rich get SMARTER

3 05 2008

Fuck, I keep on wanting to call Boris Johnson, Boris bloody Yeltsin!? I think it’s a Freudian slip!? LOL!

David Cameron Private Eye

Boris Yeltsin!! DOH! Boris Johnson!!

But I’m not laughing-feeling pretty shitty about yesterday; it’s not so much out of surprised but out of utter frustration and disbelief; Livingstone you lazy drunk fuck and Brown you arrogant simpleton!

MEMO to Brit public:

To be poor & stupid-it’s lethal! They will be the death of us! The poor!
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I say ‘Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger!’ Come Hither! Hither! Hither!

2 05 2008

Now please will you give me the title of Mayor of London thank you! Cripes!! That was bloody easy! Woot woot woot!

It’s good to be racist.

    Boris by BankSY

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THE GUARDIAN COMMENTS; Charlie Brooker agrees that Boris Johnson CAN’T become mayor of London!

14 04 2008

“Fast-forward to now. On May 1 London chooses its mayor, and I’ve got a horrible feeling it might pick Boris Johnson for similar reasons. Johnson – or to give him his full name, Boris LOL!!!! what a legernd!! Johnson!!! – is a TV character loved by millions for his cheeky, bumbling persona. Unlike the cartoon MP, he’s magnetically prone to scandal, but this somehow only makes him more adorable each time. Tee hee! Boris has had an affair! Arf! Now he’s offended the whole of Liverpool! Crumbs! He used the word “picaninnies”! Yuk yuk! He’s been caught on tape agreeing to give the address of a reporter to a friend who wants him beaten up! Ho ho! Look at his funny blond hair! HA HA BORIS LOL!!!! WHAT A LEGERND!!!!!!
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LONDON MAYOR-thingy UPDATE:

10 04 2008

Boris & Ken ARE neck and neck!
Now Boris wins over Kens crowd of Black church goers.. From Boo HIsssssssssss to Yeahhhhh All right!
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