FASHION SAYS NO: AGYNESS DEYN TRIES TOO HARD.

She’s soooo unstylish!! I’m bored to tears this rainy afternoon!!

STYLE QUEENS: WHO LOOKS HOTTER? AGY DEYN or LILY COLE??

These two models are doing the party circuits at the mo fo shure! Agy is in NY and Cole is in London Town maan!

BRATZ: Introducing Miss Alice Dellal.

Oh you know all about the BRATZ by now. They are spoilt London rich kids who think they are entitled and too cool for school. They range from Kelly Osbourne to Jaime Winstone. They haven’t got a clue BUT they think they have! Usually riding off the coattails of a rich or famous parent.

BRATZ!!

Everyone, meet Alice ‘i’m a heiress of £800 million-Black Jack’s granddaughter girlfriend of pretty boy Casaraghi’ Dellal.

LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE WEEK: HENRY ‘BLOODY’ HOLLAND

Argh. Prick. Hate.

HIPSTER PRIPSTER: AGYNESS DEYN continues her reign YA’LL!!

Radar says she’s still doing Burberry AND she’s also now a doll!

Wooh!

CAT FIGHT!!! AGYNESS DEYN DROPPED FOR KATE MOSS AS FACE OF BURBERRY!!??

This is a fucking weird story cause wasn’t Mosside doing Burberry and then dropped for Deyn? I guess Christopher Bailey is scared of Moss and how much you wanna bet it was that witch who got him to get rid of ‘hotter then hot’ right now Agy Deyn?? Huh?