BRATZ ALERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

8 07 2008

God the cultural world has indeed come to a sticky and ridiculously pathetic end in Blighty. Would you pay to go see a bunch of untalented and pretentiously z-list celebs like Kelly Osbourne, Jodie Harsh and Sophie Ellis Bextor try and fucking act??!

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BRATZ: Kelly Osbourne & Boyfriend @ Bungalow 8 (a night club) in LONDON (a city), on a WEEKDAY (a week-day..?).

26 06 2008

Now, I’m no angel but that’s OKAY. I don’t LIE or pretend to be ONE. But why go out of your way to say you’re DONE with partying and then go PARTYING….on a WEEKDAY!!?? For NO reason other then, erm, to PARTY??!!

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MEDIA BITES: WHY the FUCK is Kelly Osbourne doing as an AGONY AUNT for THE SUN newspaper????

9 06 2008

1) We know The Sun is cack.
2) We know it’s shit.
3) We know that it doesn’t deliver real news AT ALL.

But still? Kelly ‘fucking’ Osbourne? Who wants to get advice from that over privileged and overrated brat who only ‘discovered’ her Englishness once she lost favor with the LA party gilrls??? Come on BRITAIN!!
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LOATHSOME EVENT OF THE CENTURY: THE GLAMOUR AWARDS

4 06 2008

Sigh. What fucking loozers, huh? It’s so embarrassing when they pay b-list Hollywood stars to turn up and award them with a weird and random prize! Was Glamour always this bad, didn’t it used to okay in the 90’s? Was I imagining this?

God and for the really funny and CRAZY bit, check out the list of ‘winners’. Kate Moss won, wait for it best ‘Entrepreneur’?! Gulp. Do they even know what the meaning of the word is? Are you with me on this one? Should will blow up the Glamour building with all its stuff to smithereens? Yeah?! Yeah!!
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BRATZ: FASHION SMASHION- Kelly Osbourne looks like CACK.

29 05 2008

It’s well known id you read this site or glance by it every so often that I loathe Kelly Osbourne. I think she’s a talentless, whiny, overrated little but sometimes big brat. She’s simply a waste of space but heck, the UK have never been known for being particularly savvy when it comes to actually supporting genuine talent, so were stuck with this shit head.

Nice.

Kelly Osbournezzzzzzzzzz

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COOL GANG ALERT!!!!! IRONY ALERT!!!

30 04 2008

These guys bring the Hoff’s cool factor soo low…..
The HOFF
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BRATZ: Kelly Osbourne does Coechella wid Kate Moss’s WORST enemy!

27 04 2008

Wat dis?

Was Moss’s hate hate relationship with dah Sienna Mill-ah all a bunch of bullshitty malarky ridden rubb-sih??

    Osbourne & Sienna!!

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