NEWS FLASH TV: BRITAIN HASN’T GOT TALENT

29 05 2008

Why, why, WHY??????????????????

Britains Got Talent

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OVERRATED: NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

29 05 2008

Tyra on NYT mag Read the rest of this entry »





BRATZ: Lily Allen STILL wants to be like AMY Wino-House….

1 05 2008

The bra…the attitude
TWAT
Is this Amy Winehouse??
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RANTLOVESFOOD: Do you want to know how to make Chocolate wine?

30 04 2008

Heston Blumenthal has just been awarded another award for ‘inventing’ chocolate wine. Hmm-well he hasn’t really invented it as it dates back centuries, so I guess what they are awarding him for is his perception and also for breathing. I love me some Heston but come on guys……zzzzz.
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Who am I?:

16 04 2008

“I am actually the number one female chat-show host. Davina didn’t get commissioned for a second series.”
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WINO told 2 behave! Or esle??

16 04 2008
    Wino by Gallery Of The Absurd

“Amy has been reminded of her responsibilities. Unless she is clean she will not be allowed to release another album.”
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Air Rage: “f***ing white honkeys”

9 04 2008
    naomi campbell in french vogue

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