FASHION SAYS NO: AGYNESS DEYN TRIES TOO HARD.

She’s soooo unstylish!! I’m bored to tears this rainy afternoon!!

BRATZ ALERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

God the cultural world has indeed come to a sticky and ridiculously pathetic end in Blighty. Would you pay to go see a bunch of untalented and pretentiously z-list celebs like Kelly Osbourne, Jodie Harsh and Sophie Ellis Bextor try and fucking act??!

DIS & DAT, U HEARD?: DAISY LOWE & MARK RONSON 2 DUET!! NO!!

Big Fat YAWN.

“We had a heart to heart in the Miss SixtyEnergie lounge at London’s Metropolitan Hotel before the O2 wireless festival, where Daisy Lowe gushed: “Mark and me are going to have a duet”.

Daisy said that Mark (Ronson) gets on so well with my family. Her mum adores him, and Pearl can’t stop talking about him.

“I thought it would be nice to sing together for her wedding”.

LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE WEEK: GOK WAN!!!

Who dat?

Who dat I ‘ear you cry me luvvies…!

Well peeps-Gok Wan is a anodher of those really bad Telly personalities dat have no talent that Eng-erlund, LOVES so much!

LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE WEEK: JUSTIN ‘F**KING’ TIMBERLAKE

God he is soooooo SEX-LESS!!!

WTF is LILY ALLEN, erm, LOOKING LIKE???

In all fairness-there’s nothing crazy, it’s just her, the whole package….she looks like cack, like her music and herself.