STYLE ME?: RUMER WILLIS

OH?: DA BRAT…DA WHO…OOOO?

Oh colour me silly. WAT happened 2 da Brat? I actually use to like her with Jermaine Durpri doing the ‘so, so Def’ thing…

y’know.

YEY!: JAMAICA SMELLZ DA WINZ!

LOATHSOME PEOPLE OF THE WEEK: THEY’RE GONE!!

HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: BUT WHY DO I HATE MICHAEL PHELPS? I’M A GIRL!!!??

I HATE winnerz.

PHWOOOOOOOOOOOAR

OLYMPIC HATE: THIS IS WHY I HATE THE SPANISH.

I’m boycotting the Olympics, so you ain’t gonna see mucho coverage here but I just had to posta dis. Don’t you just LOVE those cultured Spaniards?? Hmmm?

“The photograph, which appeared in sports daily Marca, saw the smiling players standing on a court pulling the skin at the sides of their eyes to make them appear slanted.

It caused international condemnation and followed a string of racially-charged incidents that have marred the reputation of Spanish sport.”