CNN CARES: WINEHOUSE STILL NOT DEAD!!!

29 07 2008

Oh Amy! You’re such a tease! YOU!!!

“If Winehouse’s deliberately off-the-rack look — beehive hairdo, heavy eyeliner, haphazard clothes — once made her seem boho and hip, her repeated appearances on the tabloid pages presented her as pathetic. If “Rehab” once seemed an amusing poke in the eye to her minders, it took on darker overtones as Winehouse was hospitalized for various ailments and actually did go to rehab, most recently in early 2008, in an attempt to kick her drug and alcohol addictions.”

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PICTURE THIS: AMY WINEHOUSE ATTACKS BLACK MAN!!!

9 07 2008

It’s all black dis and black dat in our lovely country today, innit?!

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LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE: AMY NOT ILL. I REPEAT NOT ILL.

24 06 2008

Well am I not glad that I wasn’t one of those gullible idiots who took that Amy Winehouse with emphysema as believable! That girl and her dad has the sycophantic troop we call humans, wildly wrapped around her skinny/his fat finger! When are we going to learn to be media savvy? When are we finally going to get what celebs are all about?

WHEN?????????????

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THE FUNIEST DAMAGE CONTROL IN HISTORY: AMY WINEHOUSE WITH BLACK PEOPLE, SO NOT RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

9 06 2008

This is too funny for words! She’s such a fucking pisstaker. Who brought her authentic bull-shit? Come on, I promise not to laugh!


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MEDIA BITES: Amy Winehouse a boring, predictable, racist, druggy, slutty, overrated etc etc etc

8 06 2008

Oh god Michael K from Dlisted’s reaction to this Amy Winehouse non story on the News Of The World, is funnier and more interesting then the actual stupid story!

(I LOVE this picture of him wearing her weave!heh!)
“There’s a crack pipe, foil and a cut, but where’s Waldo? Wait, there he is! Hiding behind Wino. He’s obviously fuckity fucked up. The News of the World has hit the crack motherload. A friend of Blaaake’s turned over hundreds of private pictures and videos to them. They were taken before Blaaake went off to the chokey.

The videos include Blaaake and Wino in a drug den. Surprise! Wino and a friend singing a song filled with racist slurs. Escandalo! Wino passed out in a crack induced coma. Shocking! Wino jacking off Blaaake while talking on the phone. Nasty!

There’s also some video of Blaaake asking Wino to suck him off in a hotel stairwell. Been there, done that, got the STD!”

LOL! LMAO!wTF! LOVE it! I pissed myself at work reading this….soooo much more entertaining then the real story!
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MEDIA BITES: AMY WINEHOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT.

29 05 2008

The guy that they lied was clean cut and was now dating Amy after Blake, has admitted taking drugs and thus he has been sacked.

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COVER OF THE CENTURY: UK TABLOIDS!!

24 05 2008

From Gallery Of The Absurd…

LOVE IT!!!

GOTA

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