OH FINALLY-BAMZ!!!

On Tuesday Barack Obama made history as the first black man to be appointed President-elect of the US. In the years and months ahead, he will make more history as he tackles unprecedented challenges: two bloody wars, a global financial crisis, the US’s tarnished reputation, domestic security and healthcare reform.

But as the euphoria of his victory gives way to the hard work of transitioning to the White House, we should perhaps pause for a moment to reflect on Obama’s other achievement: his emphatic arrival as the world’s first 21st Century leader.

COLD HARD WORLD: KARADZIC ARRESTED. PEOPLE NOT HAPPY.

Oh well. You’ve done a load of ethnic cleansing and erm, kills lotsa peeps but hec, why should it matter?! You didn’t kill my mates YO!

“Karadzic is charged him with genocide, crimes against humanity and violations of the law of war.

Riot police were deployed around Belgrade as demonstrators from across Serbia and neighboring Bosnia arrived in the city for the rally.

President Boris Tadic warned: “There is no sense protesting against the fact that in this country we are obeying the law.””

Oh Bosnia! Oh Serbia! Oh No!

MEDIA BITES: ABI TITMUSS ‘HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN’

Remember Abi? Sure you do!

CONSERVATIVES ARE CRA-ZY:

You need some FUCKING HELP freeeeaks!!

“The shotgun-wielding suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting at the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church was motivated by a hatred of “the liberal movement,” and he planned to shoot until police shot him, Knoxville Police Chief Sterling P. Owen IV said this morning.

[Adkisson] of Powell wrote a four-page letter in which he stated his “hatred of the liberal movement,” Owen said. “Liberals in general, as well as gays.””

SCANDAL: BLACK MAN FALSELY ARRESTED. ENGLAND UNDER ATTACK!!!

Heh, This Daily Hate Mail article is brill. If only because of the replies!

I HEART EN-GER-LAND.

I HEART MIDDLE EN-GER-LAND.

SAY WHAT? Who the hell is SASHA GREY-ADULT PORN STA-H??(NSFW)

Oh, I’ve heard so much about this girl-she’s still in her teens right?

Well she’s like taken over from Jameson as the number female porn star in the straight porn world BUT she’s also really down and hip with the cool media crowd you see. Vice magazine for a while have done anything and everything about her-ROCK ON! And the girl also appeared on TYRA’s show!

So what’s a biggie about another pretty girl who likes to fuck and knows how to taste cum for the camera’s? I mean Madonna’s been doing it for ages!!?