“Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse”- BRUNO tells ISRAEL MOSSAD AGENT!!

8 07 2008

Now, I’m the first to admit that Sacha Baron Cohen is overrated and a flash in the pan. Once you’ve seen one joke-well you’ve seen them ALL. But damn, the interview he held with THE scariest agents in the world, Israel Mossad’s….is HILARIOUS!!


I can’t stop chuckling. So silly!

“Then one of us mentioned Hamas, and the exchange that ensued went something like this: ‘Vait, vait. Vat’s zee connection between a political movement and food. Vy hummus?’ We exchanged astonished glances. ‘Hamas,’ we explained, ‘is a Palestinian Islamist political movement. Hummus is a food.’ … ‘Ya, but vy hummus? Yesterday I had to throw away my pita bread because it vas dripping hummus. Unt it’s too high in carbohydrates.’ The Hamas-hummus confusion went on for several minutes. Then, the interviewer declared: ‘Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse.'”

Heh, heh. I wish I was there….his face…..!!

Fuck, his brave. If I saw an Israel Mossad agent, I’d commit suicide! Those guys are so frigging scary, the way they make people disappear and no questions are asked.

We still don’t know what happened to Robert Maxwell!!

This one kills me…

“‘Vy don’t you Jews and Arabs settle the conflict with a time share on the land? Ven vill you Jews return the pyramids? Vy can’t Jews and Hindus get along?'”


Via Towleroad



2 responses

8 07 2008

very hilarious indeed. is there a video of this somewhere?

8 07 2008


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