Want that X-factor?
Then best skip this post then. Tiddy-loo!
Her bloody names escaped me?! I WATCH Eastenders EVERY fucking day?! Arghhh! Classy isn’t she??
‘Like you’ve shagged more men then you’ve had hot dinners, can give the perfect blow-job,have charged-cheaply for sex and you’d fuck you’re mates Dad…with your Dad’
Hmmm, they all seem to be in Hollyoaks-what a coincidence huh?
DIRTY stop-outs!! Heh! Now I feel all dirty! I want a shag!!???