7 04 2008

Oh dear.

    Boris Johnson!!

I’ve been ignoring this London mayoral election, as I presumed that it would be a shoo in for dear old Ken Livingstone. But oh how it’s turned very, very dirty. In light of news leaking of his alleged secret love child the other day, as well as countless stories of drinking issues and corruption within his own campaign-it’s pretty clear that the Conservatives really want this. Badly.

Ouch. Dirty, dirty campaigns!

So now it seems Boris “Cripes!” Johnson, has a 13 point lead!? Huh?

How the hell did this happen? This isn’t a Conservative vs Labour thing with me, it’s racist ignorant buffoon vs anyone else situation! How did he go from being the biggest political joke and Conservative embarrassment to a potential London Mayor?

What are people ‘on’ in the city of thick pollution smoke and Russian money?

London can you hear meeeeeeeeeeee??

Below are some legendary gems from our man, Boris.

Regarding Jaime Oliver’s campaign to push for healthier foods in schools across the UK..
“If I was in charge I would get rid of Jamie Oliver and tell people to eat what they like.” He said: “Mothers have been driven to pushing pies through fences. The solution is not to provide healthy stuff.”

Regarding Papua New Guinea..
“For 10 years, we in the Tory Party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing, and so it is with happy amazement that we watch as the madness engulfs the Labour Party.”

On Portsmouth, a city by the sea side..
“One of the most depressed towns in southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs.”

Funny guy isn’t he? Isn’t he?

Ha… Ha..

In an ideal world, Brian Paddick the Liberal Dem candidate would be chosen, for his incredible record whilst he worked within the London police force but he is gay and a little too left, so he isn’t even getting a look in. It’s bloody stupid, as he is the best man for the job-his record proves it for godsake!?





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14 04 2008
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