BLACK GIRLZ RULE: VOGUE ITALIA IMAGES ARE OUT! OUT! OUT!

We should get ours in the UK soon…like this week…CAN’T WAIT!!

Naomi looks HOTT!!

NELSON MANDELA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY HARTY!! LONDON FUN!

Oh god. What a load of tosh. This has to be the biggest networking event in history! With thick aroma of self congratulating resonating the Hyde Park soiree, as guests nibbled on a superb Gordon Ramsey, yes he!, dinner the world watched in silence, yes silence!, as da starz came out in droves from their busy and hugely important schedules to have their picture taken and gossip at that old black man who was in prison or summit?

But lock up your thugs and burgeoning gangsters, it’s The Sugarbabes! Do you think Amelle in the middle brought her machete wielding fiancee? Do you? Think?

These starz are the kind of people who selflessly promote anti-racism or human right violations…..no wait…erm, are any speaking out against Zimbabwe? Oh, my bad, it’s not hip yet…right?

ITALIAN VOGUE SAYS: WE LOVE BLACK GIRLS!! (ONLY IF WE CAN MAKE THEIR SKIN COLOUR LOOK WHITE!)

Should I be grateful? I was but now that I see these covers, I’m not so sure…Naomi Campbell for one is pretty dark skinned…

CFDA AWARDS: GO GIRL: Ashley Olsen!!

This girl keeps on impressing thy over and over again with her ‘effortless’ style. Pity Mary-Kate tries so goddamn HARD!

LOVE IT!

NAOMI CAMPBELL: ‘I like my men creepy, dodgy and obscene’

The world shakes in disbelief as Naomi is seen on the arms of another unsavory fellow. It appears the model who is insane, finds it impossible to date anyone of reputable standing.

NAOMI CAMPBELL & GORDON BROWN SITTING ON A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Oh dear Gordon Brown. You royally FUCK UP Labours chances and then of all things, you go and invite Naomi Campbell at Number 10. Nice one you fucking prick. I’m a lefty but bring on Cameron!!