FASHION LONDON: I HEART PARTIES

Glamcanyon  always get the best London party styles…..

BRATZ ALERTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

God the cultural world has indeed come to a sticky and ridiculously pathetic end in Blighty. Would you pay to go see a bunch of untalented and pretentiously z-list celebs like Kelly Osbourne, Jodie Harsh and Sophie Ellis Bextor try and fucking act??!

BRATZ: Kelly Osbourne & Boyfriend @ Bungalow 8 (a night club) in LONDON (a city), on a WEEKDAY (a week-day..?).

Now, I’m no angel but that’s OKAY. I don’t LIE or pretend to be ONE. But why go out of your way to say you’re DONE with partying and then go PARTYING….on a WEEKDAY!!?? For NO reason other then, erm, to PARTY??!!

PARTIES GALORE: CELEBS WORK IT 4 ATTENTION!! VIA LA-MADRID-LONDON-NEW YORK-VEGAS!!

They NEVER stay in.

They ALWAYS party.

These are the lives of celebs. They live for your attention. They live for your adulation. But they’ll get pissed off if you take a picture when THEY don’t want it.

They call it ‘invasion of privacy‘, I call it ‘hypocrisy’.

Let the BITCHING begin!!

BRATZ: TYRONE ‘my dad’s a Rolling Stone’ WOODS.

Tyrone has been on my blip-ish. I mean Ronnie Woods an his missus have soo many kids, I stupidly assumed that they were still pre-teens! Silly me! We have a new-ish BRATZ on the scene! Meet Tyrone Woods part of international fraternity that is “arist-rockracy”! YO!

MORE SLEAZY PARTIES: UK STYL-EEE!! LOUIS VUITTON MAN!!

What a couple hey?

Q: Cherie Blair & Marc Jacobs…now who’s the BIGGER whore??