DUH: PARIS HILTON 4 US PRESIDENT!!

The blogs are swooning over this…she ain’t that funny…

Via Towleroad

PICTURE THIS: BRANGELINA FAMILY DAY OUT WITH TWINS!!

This is toooo funny!! Love, love LOVE GOTA!

INTERNET BITES: “Robot Call Girl Speaks”

Oh my god, sometime Michael K from Dlisted just nails it! Love it! He does my work for me, which is perfect on this very annoying day I’m having!

“Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some “exclusive” interview with them. The word “exclusive” should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I’m sorry, but I’m mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!

Sarah claims she’s still friends with George, “We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago.” George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.”

PICTURE THIS: G8 STUDZ-SHORT MEN RULE THE WORLD!!!

Yikes!

Have you noticed that the 8 most powerful men in the world are SHORT! (I’m excluding Japan cause Asians are naturally kinda short..)

“Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse”- BRUNO tells ISRAEL MOSSAD AGENT!!

Now, I’m the first to admit that Sacha Baron Cohen is overrated and a flash in the pan. Once you’ve seen one joke-well you’ve seen them ALL. But damn, the interview he held with THE scariest agents in the world, Israel Mossad’s….is HILARIOUS!!

Heh.

SOCIAL STATUS: ARE AMERICAN DEMOCRATS more RACIST then REPUBLICANS?

Hmmmm.

This has long being a statement that has been thrown around by both political groups-particularly those who think and don’t like to be spoon fed information. I mean look at the jeers and boos Obama got from Hilary Clinton fans…..is it all about winning? Is it not about beating McCain??