HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: BUT WHY DO I HATE MICHAEL PHELPS? I’M A GIRL!!!??

I HATE winnerz.

PHWOOOOOOOOOOOAR

HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: CULLEN JONES! WOH!

PICTURE THIS: BULGE WATCH!!!

With the American stripes!

This is toooo funny! Click if you’re not straight….

HOT MEN: US OLYMPIC SWIMMING TEAM

Swimmers HAVE the hottest bodies! Here’s two from the US Olympic team-their names don’t matter, look at those chests!

OUCH!

HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: MR JAMES FRANCO

Ladies & Gents.

Please take a minute to bow down to the majestically sexy beauty that is James Franco. That unruly hair! The body! The heavy New York accent. The couldn’t give a fuck attitude.

Hmmm.

HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: CHRISTIAN BALE YO!!!

I know, I know, I know….I’ve been slack….I AM slack but here’s Christian! One of my only famous male crushes!!