HOLLYWEIRD: 15 Yol MiLEY RAY CYRUS HAS A 20Yol BOYF?????????????

Wooooooooooah.

Okay Billy Ray!??

STYLE ME?: RUMER WILLIS

OH?: DA BRAT…DA WHO…OOOO?

Oh colour me silly. WAT happened 2 da Brat? I actually use to like her with Jermaine Durpri doing the ‘so, so Def’ thing…

y’know.

YEY!: JAMAICA SMELLZ DA WINZ!

LOATHSOME PEOPLE OF THE WEEK: THEY’RE GONE!!

HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: BUT WHY DO I HATE MICHAEL PHELPS? I’M A GIRL!!!??

I HATE winnerz.

PHWOOOOOOOOOOOAR