OH FINALLY-BAMZ!!!

On Tuesday Barack Obama made history as the first black man to be appointed President-elect of the US. In the years and months ahead, he will make more history as he tackles unprecedented challenges: two bloody wars, a global financial crisis, the US’s tarnished reputation, domestic security and healthcare reform.

But as the euphoria of his victory gives way to the hard work of transitioning to the White House, we should perhaps pause for a moment to reflect on Obama’s other achievement: his emphatic arrival as the world’s first 21st Century leader.

OH?: DA BRAT…DA WHO…OOOO?

Oh colour me silly. WAT happened 2 da Brat? I actually use to like her with Jermaine Durpri doing the ‘so, so Def’ thing…

y’know.

YEY!: JAMAICA SMELLZ DA WINZ!

OLYMPIC HATE: THIS IS WHY I HATE THE SPANISH.

I’m boycotting the Olympics, so you ain’t gonna see mucho coverage here but I just had to posta dis. Don’t you just LOVE those cultured Spaniards?? Hmmm?

“The photograph, which appeared in sports daily Marca, saw the smiling players standing on a court pulling the skin at the sides of their eyes to make them appear slanted.

It caused international condemnation and followed a string of racially-charged incidents that have marred the reputation of Spanish sport.”

CHINA SAYZ: WASSUP????

Oh dear-China is NEVAH wrong!

“China has rejected a new report which claims it has broken a promise to improve its human rights situation and “betrayed the core values of the Olympics.”

CONSERVATIVES ARE CRA-ZY:

You need some FUCKING HELP freeeeaks!!

“The shotgun-wielding suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting at the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church was motivated by a hatred of “the liberal movement,” and he planned to shoot until police shot him, Knoxville Police Chief Sterling P. Owen IV said this morning.

[Adkisson] of Powell wrote a four-page letter in which he stated his “hatred of the liberal movement,” Owen said. “Liberals in general, as well as gays.””