NO STYLE FO STYLE: WTF is Beyonce wearing?? (AGAIN!?)

Oh Bey, can I call you Bey? WHAT is this outfit for? Jus cause you’re gonna hang out by the sea doesn’t mean you have to coordinate it with your outfit??

SOMEONE LOVES THE LIMELIGHT: Natalie Portman

Oh, well-is this the girl that says she’s just one of us? And HATES the spotlight? Is she? Really?

LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE WEEK: Michelle ‘Grave-Robber’ Williams

Oh my god. I HATE this girl! Check this quote out! That arrogant and patronizing little ‘very lucky’ bitch! I’m 27 too fuck-weed!

“It actually does feel kind of special to have two films at the same time,” Williams told reporters. The experience is “something you can look back on at the end of your life and think, ‘That was a cool thing I did when I was 27.’”

OTT CANNES: No, No, No…..

No one really cares about these two-Petra Nemcova and Georgina Chapman (Weinstein’s beard) but I do. They are SUCH working girls, no?

MICHELLE WILLIAMS: It pays to have a baby by a cool dead actor!!?

Jeez, has she ever had THIS much attention before??! God, now I see why so many of these womne have babies with these guys-you’re career goes up ten fold!

Brave Michelle. So Brave. Yeah Right.

HIPSTER PRIPSTER: Devandra Barnhart & Natalie Portman do Daytime & Nightime wear!!

I can and I can’t get over this couple. Why did I think Barnhart has substance and was an original???!