HOLLYWEIRD: 15 Yol MiLEY RAY CYRUS HAS A 20Yol BOYF?????????????

Wooooooooooah.

Okay Billy Ray!??

BFF’S: MUGABE & TSVANGIRAI

To jubilant cheers, longtime Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe shook hands with rival Morgan Tsvangirai at the ceremony.

Can Zimbabwe be saved?

President Mugabe, the 84-year-old veteran leader of Zimbabwe since 1980, was also effusive in his talk of unity among former rivals.

“We have to walk and walk the same route,” Mugabe said.

But Mugabe said Britain and the United States must keep out of Zimbabwe’s politics, which he called a “salient principal” that must be observed by the new government.

He accused Britain — “our erstwhile colonial master” — of pushing for regime change because it still had designs on Zimbabwe’s natural resources.

“As we move forward, as long as certain salient principles are recognized, we will find room for agreement,” he said.

MEAN BRITAIN: GHURKAS GO HOME!!

Oh Blighty. You ruled the waves, oh yes you did! You killed many, imprisones tonnes, created the country of Austrailia to get read of the working class convicts, abolished the slavery you started and only gave up colonisation of Countries in the 50′s! Phew!

You say you’ve learnt and the past is the past, so I’m confused. Why are people who’ve fought the World War for Britain and all those lily white kids not aloud to stay here??

Answer: They look like that. NOT WHITE.

ART SUCKZ: DAMIEN HIRST MAKES MILLIONS AMIDST THE GLOBAL FALLING ECONOMY & THE STARVING POOR

The press are surprised he’s made so much money, why?? The mega rich have not curbed their ways-they aren’ as affected as ANY of us in this. When I say rich-I’m talking ‘I’m worth £500 million plus’, even a little less.

MCCAIN SUCKZ: God I LOVE this woman!

STYLE ME?: RUMER WILLIS

OH?: DA BRAT…DA WHO…OOOO?

Oh colour me silly. WAT happened 2 da Brat? I actually use to like her with Jermaine Durpri doing the ‘so, so Def’ thing…

y’know.