CHINA SAYZ: WASSUP????

Oh dear-China is NEVAH wrong!

“China has rejected a new report which claims it has broken a promise to improve its human rights situation and “betrayed the core values of the Olympics.”

COLD HARD WORLD: KARADZIC ARRESTED. PEOPLE NOT HAPPY.

Oh well. You’ve done a load of ethnic cleansing and erm, kills lotsa peeps but hec, why should it matter?! You didn’t kill my mates YO!

“Karadzic is charged him with genocide, crimes against humanity and violations of the law of war.

Riot police were deployed around Belgrade as demonstrators from across Serbia and neighboring Bosnia arrived in the city for the rally.

President Boris Tadic warned: “There is no sense protesting against the fact that in this country we are obeying the law.”"

Oh Bosnia! Oh Serbia! Oh No!

CNN CARES: WINEHOUSE STILL NOT DEAD!!!

Oh Amy! You’re such a tease! YOU!!!

“If Winehouse’s deliberately off-the-rack look — beehive hairdo, heavy eyeliner, haphazard clothes — once made her seem boho and hip, her repeated appearances on the tabloid pages presented her as pathetic. If “Rehab” once seemed an amusing poke in the eye to her minders, it took on darker overtones as Winehouse was hospitalized for various ailments and actually did go to rehab, most recently in early 2008, in an attempt to kick her drug and alcohol addictions.”

SELL OUT: BLACK ITALIA VOGUE

Sold Out. Everywhere.

“The first printing was so scarce in London that Edward Enninful, the black Notting Hill-born Vogue fashion editor, who worked with Meisel to style the Naomi Campbell cover (one of three versions of the edition) was forced to scour the country for an issue. ‘I couldn’t believe it. I ended up phoning friends in Ellesmere Port in Cheshire, who found one for me in a corner newsagent. I am so excited. I never thought I would be able to see something like this – my people, my race, wearing the collections, being gorgeous, chic, real women in that way. But the most important thing is: this proves we are bankable. We can sell.’”

MEDIA BITES: ABI TITMUSS ‘HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN’

Remember Abi? Sure you do!