PICTURE THIS: BRANGELINA FAMILY DAY OUT WITH TWINS!!

This is toooo funny!! Love, love LOVE GOTA!

INTERNET BITES: “Robot Call Girl Speaks”

Oh my god, sometime Michael K from Dlisted just nails it! Love it! He does my work for me, which is perfect on this very annoying day I’m having!

“Even though she sucks at gold digging, Sarah Larson is whoring herself out to magazines for interviews. Hello! took the bait and she did some “exclusive” interview with them. The word “exclusive” should be loosely used when it comes to that skank! I’m sorry, but I’m mad at her for not trapping The Clooney when she had the chance!

Sarah claims she’s still friends with George, “We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago.” George only called because he left his favorite dildo at her house.”

SAD SMUT: MICKEY ROURKE’S FACE

NY HIPSTER GALORE: KIRSTEN DUNST vs SELMA BLAIR

Who’s kicking it better? We have nighttime and day time wear.

Is New York the place to be or WHAT?

BRAT ALERT: REESE WITHERSPOON IN LONDON

I loathe Reese Witherspoon.

I hate her movies, I hate her face and I hate her personality.

And jeez, wouldn’t you just know it that she would raise brats.

FASHION SAYS NO: AGYNESS DEYN TRIES TOO HARD.

She’s soooo unstylish!! I’m bored to tears this rainy afternoon!!