GOSSIP!!: DID MADONNA FUCK THE GROIN OUT OF A-ROD????

Oh my god! Times like this I LOVE Fox News! They are just as suspicious and cynical as me!

LOVE IT!

“In the meantime, we can only wonder: was A-Rod’s injury somehow related to his friendship with Madonna? Was it really cool to stay out late and attend the singer’s very short show at Roseland one day after going on the disabled list? And if he was so disabled, wouldn’t he have wanted to see his 10-day-old daughter rather than jockey with fans to see Madonna promote her new album?”

God I love Madonna’s music but God do I HATE her.

Fucking conceited hypocritical and egotistical overrated mediocre of talent and mind slut!

‘Kabalah, blah, blah, FUCKING, blhaaaaaH!

“A-Rod’s second child, Ella, was born April 21 in Miami. He flew down, arrived 10 minutes after her birth, looked at her, and headed back to New York.

It’s unclear where he was between the 22nd and the 24th, when he missed three games in Chicago against the White Sox. During that time, Madonna premiered her documentary about Malawi with loads of Kabbalah propaganda on April 23 at the Tribeca Film Festival. A-Rod rejoined the Yankees on April 25 in Cleveland.”

Oh….Rodriguez you dog!!

“Then Rodriguez attended Madonna’s half-hour promotional show at the Roseland Ballroom in New York on April 30.

But no one’s mentioned that just the day before, April 29, the Yankees placed A-Rod on the 15-day disabled list. It was the first time he’d been on such a list since the year 2000.”

Uh huh….

“What was A-Rod’s injury? A grade 2 groin pull that occurred during a game against Baltimore on the 20th. He went back to work, but exacerbated the injury to the point where he couldn’t play. It was so bad that Rodriguez actually didn’t rejoin the team until May 20, when the Yanks lost to Baltimore 12-1.

That’s a long time for a superstar of Rodriguez’s caliber to be out of commission. Indeed, when A-Rod was injured, manager Joe Girardi was quoted in several interviews saying that he was “surprised to learn the strain was so severe.””

Liar, liar pants on fire!!

“In the midst of all this, as I reported Monday, Rodriguez managed to rent himself a secret apartment in the condos above the Mandarin Oriental Hotel on Columbus Circle. It was there that he and Madonna may have met to discuss Kabbalah or baseball or the song choices for Madonna’s upcoming tour.

What’s interesting about all that is Madonna moved her base of operations from London to New York for this “Sweet and Sticky Tour,” opting to rehearse every day in Brooklyn, of all places. This is a little odd, considering the tour begins in Great Britain on Aug. 23 and doesn’t come to America until Oct. 4 at the New Jersey Meadowlands.”

You’re going down BITCH! And take the big butted ass hole with you! Now we can call bullshit on all your crap about being holier then thou and trying to be some kind of fucking kind person!

Mad’s if you’d just shut your overrated trap up and not lord it constantly over everyone with your religious crap and your insane belief in your self within the parameters of our social world, you’d just be another home wrecker and I wouldn’t give two or three shits….

But DAMN, have you brought me little pleasure on this erratic Tuesday afternoon in the UK!

Via FoxNews

And O My God…

A-Rod is meeting up with Kabbalah to decide his future! Watch video on TMZ!!

HERE!