CORRUPT WHITE MEN: SIMON MANN IS JAILED 4 34 YEARZ!!

“Eton-educated Mann confessed to taking part in the botched coup attempt but claimed that the London-based Lebanese tycoon, Eli Calil, had planned the operation to secure a share of the country’s vast oil wealth.”

PREGNANT: TO BE or NOT TO BE?

Is she or isn’t she?

Oh Nic-oh so predictable…..

TESTY WESTY: EVA MENDES CRIES LIKE A BABY WHEN ASKED ABOUT HER DRUG REHAB THINGY….

I used to like Mendes until I read this on Mollygood that she said to the Interview reporter when he asked her about her past drug issues.

BLACK GIRLZ RULE: VOGUE ITALIA IMAGES ARE OUT! OUT! OUT!

We should get ours in the UK soon…like this week…CAN’T WAIT!!

Naomi looks HOTT!!

HIPSTERZ: BLACK KIDS

These guys HAVE to be British. It’s soooo typical of us to have a hipster geek band made out of maybe Jewish/Indian/Mixed-Race/White London guys called ‘Black Kids’.

Naughty isn’t it? Kinda ironic right? BUT they aren’t. They are from Florida.

Well I’ll be damned.

HOT GUY OF THE WEEK: MR JAMES FRANCO

Ladies & Gents.

Please take a minute to bow down to the majestically sexy beauty that is James Franco. That unruly hair! The body! The heavy New York accent. The couldn’t give a fuck attitude.

Hmmm.