MEDIA BITES: KATE ‘Middleclass’ MIDDLETON teaches CHELSY ‘Chavy’ DAVY how to be a LADY!!

Well I say.

“Having taken Chelsy Davy under her wing to deliver some much-needed sartorial advice and tips on how to conduct herself, Kate Middleton is now counselling her on the company she keeps.”

Oh?

Really?

Damnity Damn, don’t you just LOVE Kate Middleclass!??

“Meanwhile, Kate is already acting like Royalty, it seems. Prince William’s 26-year-old girlfriend is emulating the Queen’s habit of not carrying money and didn’t have enough to pay for a taxi home after an evening at Kitts nightclub in Chelsea.”

Well I HATE The Royals, so hurrah!!!