MEDIA BITES: KATE ‘Middleclass’ MIDDLETON teaches CHELSY ‘Chavy’ DAVY how to be a LADY!!

Well I say.

“Having taken Chelsy Davy under her wing to deliver some much-needed sartorial advice and tips on how to conduct herself, Kate Middleton is now counselling her on the company she keeps.”

DIS & DAT, U HEARD?: DAISY LOWE & MARK RONSON 2 DUET!! NO!!

Big Fat YAWN.

“We had a heart to heart in the Miss SixtyEnergie lounge at London’s Metropolitan Hotel before the O2 wireless festival, where Daisy Lowe gushed: “Mark and me are going to have a duet”.

Daisy said that Mark (Ronson) gets on so well with my family. Her mum adores him, and Pearl can’t stop talking about him.

“I thought it would be nice to sing together for her wedding”.

IN DA SUNDAY TABLOIDS: SIENNA & THE ‘MULTI-MILIIONAIRE’ DUDE

Err what is wrong with the British tabloids???? Balthazar Getty is NOT a ‘multi-millionaire’!? Hands up if we all new Getty from back in the days….?

I did! And I remember lots! Is he back on the drugs? Why else would he be messing around with Sienna?? AND Matthew Rhys is NOT her ex.

He is GAY.