LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE WEEK: GOK WAN!!!

Who dat?

Who dat I ‘ear you cry me luvvies…!

Well peeps-Gok Wan is a anodher of those really bad Telly personalities dat have no talent that Eng-erlund, LOVES so much!

SEX & DRUGS = KATE MOSS ADVERTS!!

Oh ma petite Kate! Another picture of you high…HI-GH…on coke-caine and with your legs open!

Quel suprise!

GOSSIP DEAL BOOK DEAL: Que Pasa con Weinstein bros?

This should be good, IF and a big fat IF it ever comes out! A book about the weird and corrupt Weinstein brothers!!

Juicy!

HEROINE OF THE YEAR: BETANCOURT

Oh, she’s my fave person of the year at the moment! Actually make the past two years! Makes my heart a flutter and helps you believe!

SPORTZ MAAN: DARKIES TAKE OVER WOMEN’S FINAL-I LOVE IT!!!

Wimbledon’s gonna be fun again!! Woot! Venus & Serena Williams are at the womans final! It may not be the Zimbabwe Cricket team…….but….

US POLITICAL WOES: OBAMA’S TRUE COLOURS?? SAY IT AIN’T SO!!

“Two weeks ago, I predicted that by Election Day Obama will have erased all meaningful differences with McCain on withdrawal from Iraq. I underestimated Obama’s cynicism. He will make the move much sooner. He will use his upcoming Iraq trip to finally acknowledge the remarkable improvements on the ground and to formally abandon his primary season commitment to a fixed 16-month timetable for removal of all combat troops.”