TWINS: DOES MUGABE REMIND YOU OF HITLER IN HIS LAST DAYS?

He added: “I know some people are gearing themselves for an attack on Zimbabwe. I want to see any country which will raise its finger in the AU, our elections have been free.”

Sky News Africa correspondent Emma Hurd described his comments as “the rhetoric of a crazed dictator posing as a democrat”.

She added: “He’s hugely isolated – the whole of this continent appears to be turning against him.”

God…this is getting scary. Like really scary. I’m just glad he has no nuclear weapons-though the Chinese were sending arms to him…

NEW YORK HEARTS AFRICAN FOOD!!!: AFRICA RESPONDS WITH HUMBLE CRIES OF JOY!!!

Noooooooooooooot!!!! As our American cou-zins like to say!!

Here’s a poem I personally penned to the people and city of New York:

O blessed be thy New York!

Place of such wonderment and surreal beauty,

Filled with inhabitants whom shit don’t stink,

How do thee survive under such strenous times with SUCH vast cultural heir achy?

BRATZ: Kelly Osbourne & Boyfriend @ Bungalow 8 (a night club) in LONDON (a city), on a WEEKDAY (a week-day..?).

Now, I’m no angel but that’s OKAY. I don’t LIE or pretend to be ONE. But why go out of your way to say you’re DONE with partying and then go PARTYING….on a WEEKDAY!!?? For NO reason other then, erm, to PARTY??!!

PARTIES GALORE: CELEBS WORK IT 4 ATTENTION!! VIA LA-MADRID-LONDON-NEW YORK-VEGAS!!

They NEVER stay in.

They ALWAYS party.

These are the lives of celebs. They live for your attention. They live for your adulation. But they’ll get pissed off if you take a picture when THEY don’t want it.

They call it ‘invasion of privacy‘, I call it ‘hypocrisy’.

Let the BITCHING begin!!

CRAZY CELEBS: DAVID BECKHAM & KATE MOSS = BAD PARENTING

Fuck, poor kids.

Why would you do this? Are they not even embarrassed?? So do you have kids so you can clone them or because you actually want kids…?

What an odd and unpleasant woman Kate Moss is. The growth of her ego never seems to amaze me!

BRATZ: TYRONE ‘my dad’s a Rolling Stone’ WOODS.

Tyrone has been on my blip-ish. I mean Ronnie Woods an his missus have soo many kids, I stupidly assumed that they were still pre-teens! Silly me! We have a new-ish BRATZ on the scene! Meet Tyrone Woods part of international fraternity that is “arist-rockracy”! YO!