NIPPLE ME THIS: KATE MOSS cares 4 your ATTENTION.

NOT GOOD SMUT: COREY FELDMAN & HAIM ARE CRAZY.

I’ve tried to ignore this, infact, I wasn’t that interested AT ALL. Why? Because it’s sad smut.

They are fucked up.

Not good.

But was Haim abused by Michael Jackson?

Probably.

O MY GOD, O MY GOD, O MY GOD! Jennifer ANISTON in BRITON! YO!

You care? You care? We’re so FUCKING lucky!?

LOOK AT US: WANNABE ROYAL???

Chelsy ‘Mesly’ and Kate ‘Middleclass’ are having a right ol larf watching their boyz playing polo, this weekend YAH!