SAD SMUT: KIERA kNIGTHLEY Too SKINNY

Ouch.

WTF is LILY ALLEN, erm, LOOKING LIKE???

In all fairness-there’s nothing crazy, it’s just her, the whole package….she looks like cack, like her music and herself.

LoNdON ParTYing: NOT SO HOTT

The SAD attention seekers in the London showbiz scene, descended to Bungalow 8 for some publicity seeking action…Peaches actually looks better with her hair that colour…and Pixie just looks likes she’s trying so fucking HARD. I guess that’s what happens when you are being called “the coolest girl in London”.

Yeah Right, huh?

LA STYLE versus LONDON STYLE

The LONDON ladeiez were ahead for innovation last time BUT it seems the LA luvvies have all but caught up! Keeping in mind that non of these fuckers actually dress themselves-it’s really all about who ‘rocks’ it the best nah?

LA

NICOLE STILL HAZ DA ANOREXIC BLUEZ…

Uh Oh.

Who’s back on the no food diet??

LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE WEEK: HENRY ‘BLOODY’ HOLLAND

Argh. Prick. Hate.