MEDIA BITES: WHY the FUCK is Kelly Osbourne doing as an AGONY AUNT for THE SUN newspaper????

1) We know The Sun is cack.
2) We know it’s shit.
3) We know that it doesn’t deliver real news AT ALL.

But still? Kelly ‘fucking’ Osbourne? Who wants to get advice from that over privileged and overrated brat who only ‘discovered’ her Englishness once she lost favor with the LA party gilrls??? Come on BRITAIN!!

OBAMA MANIA: CAN OBAMA SAVE AFRICA???

Not until hell freezes over BUT there is hope. Even if it’s only a smidgen of the stuff.

“Sen. Obama’s campaign has all along been about hope, a scarce commodity in Africa where selfishness and greed are what define virtually every African leader. African leaders don’t hold town hall meetings to listen to their citizens’ concerns. They’re condescending and arrogant when it comes to dealing with ordinary people.”

THE FUNIEST DAMAGE CONTROL IN HISTORY: AMY WINEHOUSE WITH BLACK PEOPLE, SO NOT RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

This is too funny for words! She’s such a fucking pisstaker. Who brought her authentic bull-shit? Come on, I promise not to laugh!

NO SHOCK HERE: MBEKI the South African president is closer to MUGABE then we think…..!!

No!!!!!

Yessssss!

Noo!!!!

MEDIA BITES: Why the HELL is the media leaving John McCain ALONE?!!

Not only should the possibility of an Iraq voting 90 year old Bush puppet put ANY self respecting right-winger off; it seems to be his saving grace! Why is NO ONE looking at McCain!

Well, I am. Sorta. When I can be arsed to post.

“But there is another Mrs McCain who casts a ghostly shadow over the Senator’s presidential campaign. She is seldom seen and rarely written about, despite being mother to McCain’s three eldest children.

And yet, had events turned out differently, it would be she, rather than Cindy, who would be vying to be First Lady. She is McCain’s first wife, Carol, who was a famous beauty and a successful swimwear model when they married in 1965.”

SOCIAL STATUS: ARE AMERICAN DEMOCRATS more RACIST then REPUBLICANS?

Hmmmm.

This has long being a statement that has been thrown around by both political groups-particularly those who think and don’t like to be spoon fed information. I mean look at the jeers and boos Obama got from Hilary Clinton fans…..is it all about winning? Is it not about beating McCain??