U HEARD? Irina Lazareanu & Pete Doherty song? RIIIGHT?

It’s actually quite good! Very ska-indie like yah? Me like!

NEWS FLASH: WHY DO WHITE GAYS HATE BLACK PEOPLE??

Or mostly Black men? It’s an epidemic and I feel a whole ‘crabs barrel’ kind-ah situation. Queerty this gay blog that I frequent, always has shit like this. But this is funn-E, cause they are talking about London!

Yeah, our fucking city!

“Here you can see what type of shit everyone, not just gays, on London buses has to put up from black yoof all the time- which is one of the reasons why whites in London, mainly living in the suburbs, voted in such large numbers against Ken Livingstone and for the conservative Boris Johnson.”

COVER OF THE CENTURY: UK TABLOIDS!!

From Gallery Of The Absurd…

LOVE IT!!!

CRY BABIES: ‘Hilary ignored cause she’s a WOMAN’

“Is Hillary Clinton the victim of a Vast Misogynist Conspiracy? Have her efforts to breach the ultimate glass ceiling in the world’s labour market been destroyed – as in the end we’re told all women’s efforts inevitably are destroyed – by a lethal combination of sneering chauvinism and locker-room clubbiness?”

Like yeah RIGHT, right?

PHOTO OPP!: Gisele & Tom!

What does your body language expertise say on this couple du jour? All I can sayz is don’t you just LOVE these convenient basketball court images? Hands up who thinks Tom Brady is GAY!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

NO STYLE FO STYLE: WTF is Beyonce wearing?? (AGAIN!?)

Oh Bey, can I call you Bey? WHAT is this outfit for? Jus cause you’re gonna hang out by the sea doesn’t mean you have to coordinate it with your outfit??