TRUE LOVE: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban

Please take a minute guys out of your gossip schedule, to look at real, true and honest love at it’s very core.

FOOTBALL!!!: Dem Celebz R out Ya’ll!! Respec!

Ok, lets play a game, name the celeb!! And you have only 5 guessing chances AAANd once you do, please tell me cause I don’t know. Thanks.

MEDIA BITES: Germain Greer HEARTS Posh Spice xoxo

“Victoria Beckham may have seemed the least talented of the Spice Girls but her real talent lay elsewhere. She is an artist in the same genre as Damien Hirst: marketing. In an era of bare bellies, painted legs, visible underwear, junk jewellery and grisly computer generated prints, she is a lone champion of elegance for working girls.”

Have A Break, Have A Zimbabwean: Zimbabwe refugees KILLED in South Africa

Oh dear. This ain’t so hot huh? Why is it that the poor always suddenly find the energy to pick on the poorer?

Hmmmmm?

BRITAINS BEST DRESSED: Huh?

I see Mischa Barton is back touting for work in the UK. Who else would have her? And how SHORT is Michelle Ryan??? She looked like a giant on Eastenders and The Bionic Woman???

LL COOL DAVE: Only in England folks, Only in England…

Word has it on the streets of London that our man David Gest is constantly surrounded by a bevy of beauties and an impressionable entourage of late teen/early something hipsterz. Sky are confused and ponder on this reason.

I ponder two words: Coke Dealer