MONSOON!EARTHQUAKE!HURRICAINE!: CYCLONE has killed thousands….

“The death toll in Yangon has been small compared with the devastation in the delta of the Irrawaddy River. The government counts fewer than 400 people killed here compared with the more than 22,000, and by some unofficial estimates possibly tens of thousands more, dead over all in Myanmar since the huge cyclone hit on Saturday.

But the inability of the government to clear debris and restore basic utilities like water and power in what is the country’s wealthiest city are a measure of how difficult Myanmar’s overall disaster recovery could be.”

MEDIA BITES: ESQUIRE MAGAZINE SAYS ‘NEXT US PRESIDENT…MR BARACK OBAMA’

Hey.

“At the end of it, he watched the campaign go on from Wisconsin and he realized that tough enough and smart enough and shrewd enough weren’t anywhere near enough. Not in the country in which the campaign was now taking place. Not in the country that made the intemperate eruptions of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright from a pulpit in Chicago more relevant to its choice of the next president than the speechifying of Moqtada al-Sadr from a balcony in Baghdad. Not in a country that didn’t care if there was an actual heart left in its politics as long as the candidate put his hand over where that heart should have been or wore a pin above it on his lapel. The cynic believed that journalism wasn’t enough. He felt like that woman he’d seen in Chicago, screaming into the sleet while the trash piled up around her shoes.

BLACK MODELS SHOCK!!: MARIE CLAIRE June editorial fash-ION spread!

Wooooooo-ooooo-h!!

Yeah, it may be kind-ah cheesy meesey BUT the shoot rocks da boat and looks as hot as HELL!

MEDIA BITES: PUTIN back in as Prime Minister SHOCK!

“Russia’s Parliament overwhelmingly confirmed Vladimir Putin as prime minister on Thursday, completing a carefully managed departure from the presidency in a manner that left him the country’s dominant politician and with a clear grip on power.”

Or no shock?

FATHER OF YEAR: JOSEF FRITZL aka THE SEX SLAVE DUNGEON FATHER!!

And with an astonishing 100% of all the votes, Fritzl wins our coveted ‘Father Of The Year’ award! An impressive landslide, it looks like this man was going to be unbeatable!! WOWZER!! Read inside what Fritzl had to say bout his unique parenting skills, life with his second family in the dungeon, why he had to enslave his daughter and his thoughts on love! Whadda guy!

Here’s a beauty from The Daily Mail article;

“Fritzl went on: “I was delighted about the children. It was great for me to have a second proper family in the cellar, with a wife, and a few children.”"

Wow.