MEDIA BITES: EXCLUSIVE BORIS JOHNSON interview!! NEW London Mayor!!

Boris Yeltsin, I mean Johnson in his glory!

MELTING FACES!!: WTF has happened to Uma Thurmans face??!!

No UMA!!!

BNTM: In pictures?

Did you try and miss yesterdays episode too? It’s really shit isn’t it? Well, just check these images of the main fucking shoot??! WTF? Have you seen anything so amature? I’m embarrassed for them. I could do 50 TIMES better-why are they doing this?

Nope, no joke

CAT FIGHT!!! AGYNESS DEYN DROPPED FOR KATE MOSS AS FACE OF BURBERRY!!??

This is a fucking weird story cause wasn’t Mosside doing Burberry and then dropped for Deyn? I guess Christopher Bailey is scared of Moss and how much you wanna bet it was that witch who got him to get rid of ‘hotter then hot’ right now Agy Deyn?? Huh?

AGYNESS DEYN SONG VIDEO: SHOCK SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING SHOCK!!

EXCLUSIVE:
New vid with that NY bands has been leaked and she can actually sing. Not amaaaazingly well but she can, so I’ll give her that much! But she does look odd in the video don’t you think? She looks pretty but she seems kinda awkward…?

Also this New York band are real Angophiles aren’t they? Sounds like something The Police would’ve released back in the earl 80’s….oh…that’s why we have punk rock Agy?! Doh!

NATURAL DISASTERS: BURMA death toll confusing?

Let me give you some advice, if you want to know how many people have actually died-then check as many various outlets to see which number makes the most sense and is the least sensationalist-as all media outlets are reporting various numbers. Nothing like a bloody atrocity to get the media into an orgasmic frenzy!?