BRATZ: Kelly Osbourne does Coechella wid Kate Moss’s WORST enemy!

Wat dis?

Was Moss’s hate hate relationship with dah Sienna Mill-ah all a bunch of bullshitty malarky ridden rubb-sih??

Francis Bean Corbain is doing CHANEL. Okay?!

Is Gordon Brown GAY????????????

“A few weeks afterwards, Tony turned to me as he was towelling down after a swim at my house in North London and remarked: “What am I going to do about Gordon and Mandelson?”

I had by now come to understand that whenever he asked that kind of question, he had a plan in mind – one that almost invariably involved me.”

BRATZ: Jade Jagger is so full of shit & overrated!

Riding on your Daddies coattails can be pretty hard and tiring sometimes. So hard that you have to copy, copy and copy some more when you are asked to do a design job. It pays to be an ungrateful lazy bitch huh?

Are White boys THE new Black boys?

“My own speech had been squarely about the two questions that are at present top of the political charts – race and immigration. But I also wanted to deal with a wider question: at a time when our society is wealthier and better educated than ever before, who’s being left behind – and why?”

ED WESTWICK from GOSSIP GIRL is from Stevenage!?

WTF?!! Stevenage for those who don’t know is a sleepy but quite rough around the edges town in middle England! I went to school with a bloke from Stevenage.