MODEL FLASHBACK: SHALOM HARLOW

Oh…hun….ouch!

Megan Fox is like ‘odd looking’…

Right guys.

I know she claims she is like my age, mid/late twenties but there is something about her that screams ‘working girl-age of 35′..?

ESTELLE’s growing………cc-CH-ch-check you!

The US is taking her in with open arms…and why not? Go somewhere you’ll be accepted and appreciated no?

OVERRATED: Dita Von Teezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What’s my name? Hype!
And when do you want it? Now!

HIPSTERZ: SaNTAgoLD

Everybody’s talking about you girl, and whatcha gonna do about it, huh?

BRATZ: Surprise, surprise; Kelly Obsourne gets away with obscene language on air!!?

What the fuck is wrong with this country? Why is this talentless hanger on taken so frigging seriously??